“Once while vacationing on Dagobah, I ran into an extremely elderly man and who I can only presume was his grandson.  They had both somehow gotten stuck in the swamp.  It was quite swampy.  Can’t really blame them.  Anyway, using my handy stash of Geekshow lanyards, I weaved a makeshift rope to pull them out of the muck they were stuck in. As I was leaving, the old man started beating his grandson with a stick yelling, ‘Tried you did when do I said!’  But I digress… Should I call Child Services? True Story.” – Jay¹      

“No Need for a Lasso of Truth when I have these handy.” – Diana Something or Other

¹ Not at all a true story.