Some goodbyes are dramatic. Some are just… iconic.

So Long is for the kind of exit where you don’t slam the door, you just disappear with style. It’s funny, it’s a little nerdy, and it’s perfect for anyone who copes with life by making a joke at exactly the wrong time (which is also exactly the right time). Sometimes you’ve got to leave the group chat. Sometimes you’ve got to clock out mentally. Sometimes you’ve just got to wave, smile, and swim off into the distance.

Wear this as your playful reminder that you’re allowed to let things go without a whole speech. You can move on lightly. You can choose peace. You can say “so long” and mean, “I’m choosing myself now.”