the elusive john from complaints is missing

everything we know:

eye colour: unknown 

hair colour: unknown

owns a phone? yes

phone can make calls? yes

phone can receive calls? no

last heard: requesting i call him back

last name: unknown, possibly ‘frömcómplaints’

species: presumed human

if you see him

approach with caution within five working days

@zoebreadtok

john from complaints vs ringo starr

♬ original sound - zoë bread