250 years ago, Benjamin Franklin summed it up perfectly: “Where liberty is, there is my country.”

Coming from a man who enjoyed strong drinks, sharp humor, questionable decisions, and the ladies, that line wasn't poetry; it was his policy. Franklin didn't worship borders, titles, or powdered wigs. He worshipped freedom and told tyrants to get bent.

This tee celebrates the 250th Semiquincentennial with the proper mix of patriotism and "I don't give a fuck." Liberty comes first. Everything else is just background noise. If freedom's in the room, you're home. If it's not, Franklin already left—probably with your beers and your lady.