If you:

1. Wear shirts
   
2. Are a shirt afficionado
3. Are a shirtsman
4. Are a shirtswoman
5. Are a shirt connoisseur

Then you already know, this is the shirt you have to have. If you’re not any of those things, I’ll just assume you’re reading this because you love my writing and in that case, I’d like to formally recommend that you try this shirt.