It's the last of the random designs from old sketches, I promise. (I think? I mean, if you all dash my pre-calculated statistics and probabilities out the nearest airlock and actually find something remotely endearing in these, I will absolutely be more random, but..and no offense...you tend to mostly be very regimented with your aesthetic preferences. As if space was full of only stark, cold hard lines and completely devoid of alien life...and sentientminiastrobears! Too much caffeine?...yeah, too much caffeine. Bright side: at least you know it's not an AI writing these things!)

☆ Classic cut, soft, medium-weight tee (dark grey -- not black, not faded black...but that could be arranged, just ask.)
☆ Runs Slim (see unisex size chart in photos)
☆ 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
☆ Please choose size carefully, as we don’t currently accept size-based returns.
☆ Illustrated & designed in-studio @ The Sciencey

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