Roll for composure. This wizard has exactly one spell prepared and it is “pretending to function.” It costs all remaining mana and lasts until roughly 2pm. Is it real magic? No. Is it getting them through the meeting? Somehow, yes.

• Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
• Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

For the chronically low-mana. You know who you are.