A frog bard in a red feathered hat takes the stage, strikes a chord, and announces the piece: 'I call this ballad Screaming Into The Void.' The lute is real. The void is realer. The performance is, by all accounts, moving.

• Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
• Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

Every generation gets the bard it deserves.