An emu stands in the ruins of a civilization it may or may not have caused. The top text admits it may be dumb. The bottom text is, simply, “bottom text.” This is not a deep shirt. It is a shirt that knows exactly what it is, which is more than most of us can say.

• Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
• Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

I may be dumb. The shirt, however, is a banger.