A shoebill stork stares directly through you against an orange woodcut forest and asks, with all due respect, whether we are deadass. The respect is genuine. So is the disbelief. The shoebill has heard quite enough.

• Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
• Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

Prehistoric bird. Thoroughly modern skepticism.