A dignified orange crab has made peace with the pivot. The human thing did not work out, too many expectations, too much standing upright. But as a crab? Sideways, armored, completely unbothered? There is real potential here. A fresh start on the seafloor.

• Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
• Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

When plan A fails, become a crustacean. Plan crab.