A word with two possible endings. One ends in a pension and a savings account. The other ends in a goblin and a knife. The goblin has chosen. The goblin was always going to choose. Stability is a myth; the ability to stab is a renewable resource.

• Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
• Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

For people whose retirement plan involves a small blade and a grudge.