The frog has observed the ongoing horrors and formed a complete thought about them, arranged politely. "Boy, I sure do wish the horrors would stop persisting" is such a measured sentence, delivered with such resignation, that the horrors must be deeply entrenched. Years in, potentially. The frog has simply decided to name it.

• Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
• Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

For people who are maintaining composure while the world gently falls apart around them.