The main storyline has been abandoned. Every villager wants something. None of them pay well. You've been chasing a lost cat, a lost ring, and a lost son for approximately three hundred hours of in-game time. You started this to save the kingdom. The kingdom is, at this point, probably fine without you.

• Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
• Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

For people whose to-do list is, on closer inspection, entirely other people's problems.