The frog has always lollygagged. It is the frog's right. It is the frog's heritage. But the world keeps escalating, and the frog's lollygagging window keeps shrinking. How is the frog supposed to gently do nothing when the news is what it is? The frog is asking a serious question. The frog expects an answer.

• Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
• Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

For people who would like to do nothing at an impressive level, if only the world would cooperate.