The cat is a wizard. It knows exactly one spell. The spell is called Nope, and it is extremely effective. It works on invitations, confrontations, unwanted conversations, and the fundamental demands of adult life. Mana cost is negligible, cooldown is none, and the cat is already at maximum level.

• Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
• Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

For people whose first resort, middle resort, and last resort is the same: deny and disengage.