The creature has been called weird. It feels this is unfair. The creature is, objectively, a small vampire bat with glowing eyes who lives in a cave. Sure. But is that weird? The creature would like to gently push back. There are weirder things. Name five. See.

• Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
• Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

For people whose "quirk" has been flagged as a whole personality and who would like to appeal.