Some people collect stamps. This person collects small skeletons in jars, labeled specimens, two-headed mystery creatures, and other items that make guests uncomfortable in a fun way. The cabinet of curiosities is back in fashion because the world was always strange and pretending otherwise got boring.

• Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
• Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

For people whose shelves are sorted by vibe, not alphabet.