Don’t be a prick. Unless you are a cactus and physically cannot help it, in which case you are excused. But if you are reading this, the odds are good that you are human and have no such excuse. So, you know. Be nice, ya jerk.

• Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
• Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

A friendly desert reminder, brought to you by one skull who learned the hard way.