A skeleton tends its houseplants with real devotion, watering can in hand, monstera thriving. It has no lungs, no pulse, and no business feeling anything, and yet: you make me feel alive. The plants are doing great, by the way.

• Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
• Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

For plant people technically running on borrowed time.