Welcome to the past future of grinding: The SG-1 (Stone Grinder 1). We took a cue from the local ancestors around our R&D facility in Japan to get back to where it all started, and we were as surprised as anyone to realize that they were already ahead of most modern baristas over a thousand years ago.

The SG-1 is limited to a production run of a single unit. Who will become the lucky chaperone for the future generations? Or will we even allow ourselves to sell off this piece of history? Can history even be purchased, or is it just an existential question we ask to amuse ourselves?