This EveryDay Carry (EDC) card has been designed with excruciating attention to detail to be extraordinarily useful in very, very specific circumstances. The kind a curious mind might find themselves in.

Features:
· Kangaroo Safety Gauge (KSG)
· Earth’s Schwarzschild diameter
· Lego attachment
· Protractor of architectural inclines
· Protractor of repose angles
· Human pinky length ruler
· Relativistic centimeter (stationary inch) ruler
· Thermometer
· “Hello” in ten extinct* languages
· Bottle opener
· Socket for M7.53 hex bolt