Give stripes, checks, and basically all other patterns the finger with our new Dots shirt, featuring a design whipped up by Dave as part of his court-ordered community service hours after what happened in Denver. This shirt started life as just a light pink shirt just going about its business but then it got held down and covered in oversized dots that cascade across your torso in a manner that’s not illegal or anything but honestly probably should be. And while, sure, it’s great for parties, you should know it is also worn regularly by the brothers at the St. Luca Monastery in the Swiss Alps but you never hear about this cuz, you know, monks. This shirt is, of course, part of a limited run so get yours now before it either sells out or we just decide to stop selling it because the world doesn’t deserve it.

100% cotton

THIS SHIRT IS TAILORED AND IS A SLIM FIT. PLEASE LOOK AT THE MEASUREMENTS AND SIZE UP IF YOU ARE UNSURE!