Death has never tasted so sweet.

“I Scream, You Scream” gives the classic ice cream chant a delightfully grim makeover. The Grim Reaper has traded harvesting souls for enjoying a perfectly pink scoop, because apparently even Death deserves a little treat. The result is equal parts adorable and morbid, with a punchline that takes “sweet embrace” very literally.

This t-shirt is ready for spooky season, ice cream runs, or any day that could benefit from some dark humor. Grab a cone, embrace the inevitable, and remember: we all scream eventually.