Alien Gothic.
The truth is out there. It weighs 24 kilos.

The founding portrait: two visitors, one farmhouse, one shared kettlebell. They crossed the galaxy and still skipped the treadmill — some things are universal. Brand mark on the front, the family motto on the back: cardio folks just don’t get it.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Midweight 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²), 32 singles
• Pre-shrunk, fitted retail cut — size up for a relaxed fit
• Full logo lockup front + motto on the back
• Printed on demand, so nothing gets overproduced

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