The GLP-1 era, finally on a t-shirt.

Front: a deadpan drug-facts label for the only compound proven to treat moderate to severe skipping of leg day. Back: the sema-BRO-tide molecule — rendered entirely in kettlebells, because the active ingredient was always just picking things up and putting them down.

Two-sided print. Wear it to the gym, the group chat, or your next bloodwork appointment.

- 100% combed ring-spun cotton (heather colors: 90% cotton / 10% polyester)
- Midweight 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²), 32 singles — soft, not see-through
- Pre-shrunk, fitted retail cut — size up for a relaxed fit
- Printed on demand, so nothing gets overproduced

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