The anti-grindset flex.

While everyone's looksmaxxing, gymmaxxing, and sigma-grinding at 4am, you've found the enlightened path: beta maxxing. Fully optimized for doing less. Perpetually in beta, permanently unbothered.

Big white print on a soft midweight black tee. Says everything. Proves nothing.

- 100% combed ring-spun cotton (heather colors: 90% cotton / 10% polyester)
- Midweight 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²), 32 singles — soft, not see-through
- Pre-shrunk, fitted retail cut — size up for a relaxed fit
- Printed on demand, so nothing gets overproduced

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