Meet Tricepatops, 65 million years of time under tension. Three horns, two massive triceps, and never once skipped an extension. The original old-school lifter.

His full bio rides on the back. Now in a relaxed surfer tee for when it's too cold for the tank.

• Garment-dyed Comfort Colors heavyweight tee, 100% ring-spun cotton, soft and lived-in from day one
• Relaxed, boxy surfer fit
• Front graphic + back bio print, same art as the tank
• Ivory, Chalky Mint, or Chambray
• Printed on demand, so nothing gets overproduced