Bretti Yeti couldn’t be abominable if he tried. (He can’t spell it, let alone be it!)

For one thing, he experiences vertigo whenever he gets too high, so being a sacred protector of the tallest mountains on earth? He politely declines. Sacred protector, absolutely. But he much prefers to stay on level ground.

His first instinct when he meets anyone is to offer them a hug. And with arms as long and as soft as his, it’s hard to refuse...