Here are the facts.

Many nights ago, our mint wizard was struck with a vision of epic proportions at precisely 3:00 AM. He knew then that it was his destiny to fulfill the great Dad Joke Prophecy by bringing these facts to light.

Struck in .999 fine silver
Mint condition
16 grams min. (9-10) facts

In this day and age, facts are hard to come by. But now, you can gift these punny bits of metal to friends, family, and anyone else in your life who doesn’t need them! Watch their eyes light up (or darken) as they unfold the curious packaging and discover its hidden contents: just…the facts!

The fact of the matter is, this gift may prompt eye rolls, exasperated groans, or 1000-yard stares into the void. Wield your new power responsibly.

*Disclaimer: Not all of these are fact checked.

Design and engraving by Woody Maringer. Learn more about our artists.