When you almost got away with it.

Slap this bad boy on your laptop, water bottle, or car bumper and let the world wonder what happened. "Attempted Murder" — because sometimes you plan the perfect crime and it just... doesn't pan out. No judgment here.

The Details:

• 📏 3 inches — small enough to be sneaky, big enough to make a statement
• 🌦️ Weatherproof: laughs in the face of wind, rain, and sunlight
• 🎨 Printed on premium vinyl with permanent adhesive (this relationship is not attempted — it's committed)
• 🛡️ Protective laminate coating for serious resistance to fading, scratching, tearing, oil, and water
• 🍽️ Dishwasher safe, if you're the type to put stickers through appliances (we don't judge)

A Note on Care: While this sticker can survive the dishwasher, we recommend handwashing your drinkware — some things deserve a gentler touch, even in a house that celebrates attempted murder.