Soft Funkness made of spliced Dyneema, with large eye to girth-hitch to hammer eye.

Ever get tired of a swaged wire Funkness beating you up as much as it does the pins it’s removing?  Meat hooks, stiffness, weight–it’s got a lot of downsides.  Leave the violence behind with the spliced Soft Funkness, and pare down weight and bulk at the same time.

With a large eye that can girth hitch directly to the hammer hole, you’ll break 50% less cleaner ‘biners, and decrease the noise of funking to a mere whisper, while still ruthlessly removing the over-driven pitons your partner beat on too hard.