People ask about this one.
The design is why. A seam runs up the front and a fine line of the second color down each side, so the eye travels the long way rather than across. It arrives again at the cuffs and stops there — deep enough to read from the tenth row, striking enough for a Tuesday.
Ribbed at the collar and the hem, split at the sides, cut at the hip.
Wear it to the game. Wear it on the mountain. Wear it after like nothing happened.