Meet the Lord Neptune Vibrating Silicone Grinder, a strap-mount dildo made for anyone who wants hands-free grinding without holding a toy in place the whole time. Strap the tentacle base to a pillow, your thigh, a bedpost, or pretty much any surface in the room, lock in your angle, and ride. 

The 5.3-inch shaft is sculpted with raised sea-god ridges and bumps for texture you feel with every stroke, and a removable vibrating bullet pumps sensation through the whole shaft with 3 speeds and 7 patterns, all run from a wireless remote so your hands stay free.

Key Benefits

• Get hands-free stimulation by strapping the tentacle base to a pillow, thigh, bedpost, or furniture, so you can grind without gripping anything
• Feel textured, varied sensation from the ridged, bumped silicone shaft instead of a flat, smooth surface
• Control speed and pattern from across the room with the wireless remote, keeping your hands free for grip, leverage, or your partner
• Dial in intensity anywhere from a quiet hum to a deep rumble with 3 speeds and 7 vibration patterns
• Take it in the shower or bath since the whole toy is submersible and waterproof
• Rinse clean fast with warm water and toy cleaner, no complicated cleanup between sessions

Specifications

Safety & Care

Use Lord Neptune with water-based lubricant only. Silicone-based lube will break down the silicone shaft over time and shorten the toy's life. Because the toy is fully submersible, you can rinse it clean under warm water with toy cleaner after every session. Pat it dry completely before storing it in a cool, dry spot away from direct sunlight, and keep it separated from other toys since silicone can react with certain materials in storage.

Remove the vibrating bullet before fully submerging or deep-cleaning the base if you want to keep the electronics protected long term, and always check the strap and buckle for wear before mounting the toy under pressure. Adult Toy Box ships every order in plain, unmarked packaging.

Who It's For

Lord Neptune is made for anyone who wants to grind, ride, or thrust against a toy without holding it steady with their hands the whole time. It works well solo, mounted to a pillow or bedpost for hands-free riding, or with a partner who wants a third element strapped into the scene. If you're into textured shafts and want vibration you can control remotely instead of fumbling with buttons mid-session, this is built for that.

What's Included

• Lord Neptune Vibrating Silicone Grinder with strap-mount tentacle base
• Removable vibrating bullet
• Wireless remote control
• USB charging cable
• Adjustable strap (12 in to 52 in)

FAQ

What is the Creature Cocks Lord Neptune Vibrating Silicone Grinder used for?
It's a strap-mount vibrating dildo. You secure the tentacle base to a pillow, your thigh, a bedpost, or other furniture using the adjustable strap, then grind or ride against the textured 5.3-inch shaft hands-free.

Is the Lord Neptune grinder waterproof?
Yes, it's fully submersible, so you can use it in the shower or bath. Rinse it with warm water and toy cleaner after each use.

What batteries does the Lord Neptune grinder need?
The vibrating bullet recharges with the included USB cable. The wireless remote runs on 1 AAA battery, which is not included.

Can I use silicone lube with Lord Neptune?
No, stick to water-based lubricant. Silicone-based lube will degrade the silicone shaft over time.

How do I strap Lord Neptune into place?
The tentacle base includes an adjustable strap that ranges from 12 to 52 inches in circumference, so you can wrap it around a pillow, bedpost, thigh, or similar surface and lock the shaft at your preferred angle.

How many vibration patterns does the Lord Neptune grinder have?
It has 3 speed settings and 7 vibration patterns, controlled wirelessly with the included remote.