For the contradictory scientist, philosopher, or just someone who needs an excuse for being late, here's a beautiful series of clocks you can't read. Not that you need to. Time is a human construct with no meaning anyway.

Our beautiful and affordable acrylic wall clocks are a unique way to add a pop of personal flavor to any room. Printed using high quality inkjet printers on 3/16" thick, top-quality acrylic, these clocks are durable and built to last with proper care. One AA battery required (Not included).