Barely Functioning Embroidered Trucker Hat

Running on coffee and vibes. Mostly coffee.

For the tired mom, the night-shift nurse, the Monday-morning teacher, and the college student in finals week. "Barely Functioning" is stitched across the front in a looping retro script with raised 3D puff embroidery, because sometimes a hat says it better than you can.

Wear it on school runs, coffee runs, errands, travel days, and every day that needed a nap by 10 a.m. It's an easy gift for new parents, nurses, teachers, coworkers, or any friend who is holding it together (barely).

Frequently Asked Questions About the Barely Functioning Hat

What does the Barely Functioning hat look like?

It says Barely Functioning across the front in a looping cursive script with raised 3D puff embroidery. There's no side embroidery.

Which color matches the one in the photos?

The main hat pictured is Natural / Aqua Bill with aqua stitching. On the two-tone colors, the embroidery thread matches the bill, like the lavender, pink, orange, and black versions shown in the photos.

Is this a good gift for a tired mom or nurse?

Yes. It's a funny, relatable gift for new moms, nurses, teachers, students, and coworkers who deserve a laugh and a coffee.

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