I’ve been dreaming of becoming a shepherd for years. It just seems like such a wholesome life. I’d spend my days surrounded by sheep, and for once, everyone would actually listen to me. I’d finally feel heard. Loved, even.

We’d spend our days going baaaah together, discussing politics, and enjoying each other’s company far more than anyone would consider healthy.

Unfortunately, I’m allergic to sheep… and they don’t speak human.

Life is a bitch.

This sweater is slightly oversized in terms of fitting and is made by the best in Portugal.