Revenge can be a real birch. The "Resting Birch Face" tee is for those days when the timber's being a pain and your patience is thinner than 3mm ply.

Featuring a skull rocking a classic bob, this shirt says what you're thinking while you're busy contemplating war crimes against your tape measure. Perfect for when you're done explaining to customers why MDF isn't real wood.

No fake smiles, no sugar coating, just pure plywood attitude. Some call it sass, we call it character – just like our Premium Birch.