Beauty for your beasts—hairy or human (or both). Heavy, porcelain bowls decorated with scenes of paradise discombobulated by calamities large and small.

Available in three sizes to accommodate beasts of various dimensions:

• Small Beast Bowl holds 1 cup.
• Medium Beast Bowl holds 2.5 cups.
• Large Beast Bowl holds 5 cups.
• All three sizes available in a discounted bundle.

Limited space? If you have one of each size, the bowls are designed to nest inside each other.

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We just reordered these bowls and anticipate that they should be available in late 2026.