A funny card for birthdays, milestones, congratulations, or any occasion where you're absolutely not pretending this was your first choice. Bright, bold, and just the right amount of insulting.

• Front: This was the first card I saw
• Interior: Blank
• Finish: Gold foil, spot UV and embossed details
• Includes: Coral envelope
• Size: 4.1 x 5.8 inches