“THE LITTLE BIRD SAID WITH A SIGH
‘I’M IN DESPERATE NEED OF A GUY.’
SO SHE WENT TO THE DOCTOR’S,
AND GOT SOME BIG KNOCKERS,
AND NOW THE POOR THING CAN’T FLY.”

The dashing Robin Red Breasts is featured in all her bosomy glory with this fuzzy plush figure from the Obscenies. Cute and cuddly, weighted at the bottom so she stands on her own (we know, we should say she’d be top-heavy too).