Boston Tea Party Scented Candle

Celebrate the Boston Tea Party, or just property destruction in general, with the Boston Tea Party Scented Candle.

The Boston Tea Party Scented Candle smells like iced tea, because that’s what it smells like when you dump 46 tons of tea into Boston Harbor during a New England winter. (If you don’t believe us, try dumping 46 tons of tea into Boston Harbor and prove us wrong!)

Light it and watch as the pool of wax turns brown—just like the water in Boston Harbor turned brown after it was filled with delicious tea—and contemplate how grateful you are to live in a country that upholds the principle of “no taxation without representation.” 

Fragrance: iced tea.