Whether you feel like you're a mini-me to your biker buds, or you're just looking for a better way to carry your pet ferret and your keys, this little fucker has you covered. Made of real leather, unlike that squid shit, and with a zipper that works better than the one on the fly of your jeans. Carry your keys, put it on your own jacket zipper for a bit of a trippy-meta experience or hang it on your Moms Christmas Tree, this keychain is there for you, however you wanna use it. 

About 3" tall and cute-to-boot.