Have you always wanted to be the best skier on the mountain? Is the only thing holding you back the right training equipment?

Don't worry, we have you covered.

The Frankenblade measures in at 99 centimeters of pure fury, and they will help you build your quads to Lindsey Vonn proportions. The solid bamboo core accepts real alpine bindings, so you can mount up a pair with Pivot 18s for huckin’ your meat or some ultra-light titanium tech bindings for your next rando-race.

The Blades also make the mountain twice as big, so every lap counts as double on your vertical feet tracker.

Don't wait for the après. Be the après.