The “Neon Asstodon” shorts are part of the Artist Series collection and artwork was designed by the artist Chad James Keith. These black interlock running shorts feature bold contrast trim and a retro cut, but the real showstopper is the art: a fluorescent, drippy-eyed banshee on the front, and a glowing, slime-dripped “ASSTODON” graphic blasting across the back.
| Size | Waist Width (Flat) | Inseam | Outseam Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 11.25" | 1.5" | 9.25" |
| M | 12.25" | 1.5" | 9.75" |
| L | 13.25" | 1.5" | 10.25" |
| XL | 14.25" | 1.5" | 10.75" |
| 2XL | 15.25" | 1.5" | 11.25" |
All measurements are in inches. Waist is measured flat across the band. These shorts run slightly small—consider sizing up for a roomier fit.
Launch DateMay 6, 2025
Days In Market536
VendorMastodon Official Store
Variants5