Garbonzo Snapback

Some people bring charm, confidence, and intelligent conversation into the bedroom. Other people bring canned legumes and a deeply concerning commitment to wordplay. The Garbonzo Snapback from Luckless Outfitters is proudly made for that second group.

This funny adult snapback features a cream-colored front panel with bold black lettering that reads, “I go garbonzo on her bean until that chick pees.” It is a wildly inappropriate combination of garbanzo beans, chickpeas, and bedroom enthusiasm that nobody requested, yet everyone will stop to read.

The Garbonzo Snapback is available in two color combinations. Choose a cream and mustard gold hat with a gold curved bill and matching top button for a warm retro look inspired by the suspicious liquid found inside a chickpea can. You can also select the cream and black version, which features a black curved bill, black top button, and a classic high-contrast appearance. Both options include black graphic text across the structured front panel.

This hilarious novelty hat is perfect for men and women who enjoy offensive hats, vulgar accessories, adult humor clothing, dirty jokes, and confusing innocent grocery items with sexual activities. Wear it to the bar, a bachelor party, bachelorette weekend, country concert, tailgate, backyard cookout, or Mediterranean restaurant where you will immediately be asked to leave.

The adjustable snapback closure offers a comfortable fit for different head sizes and levels of misplaced confidence. It also makes an unforgettable birthday gift, Christmas present, boyfriend gift, husband gift, gag gift, or white elephant surprise for your most inappropriate friend.

At Luckless Outfitters, we believe hummus should remain a delicious dip. Unfortunately, the Garbonzo Snapback has permanently ruined chickpeas for everyone. Choose mustard gold or black, put it on, and let the public know that no bean is safe when you enter the room.