Order it at the turn. Wear it on the bag.
Grape and lime, cut with lightning. This towel takes the only drink worth ordering at the halfway house and puts it on the outside of your bag in high-voltage neon green and deep purple - the exact colorway of the Crayon collection, sized to be seen from the next fairway over. Premium waffle microfiber does the actual work: it pulls water and grit out of grooves in a single pass and dries faster than the cotton rag hanging off everyone else's cart.
At 27 by 15 inches it's big enough to cover a wet grip and a full wedge face without folding twice, and the reinforced black loop clips to any bag, cart rail, or belt without stretching out by the ninth. It won't pill, it won't fade in the sun, and it won't quietly become the beige thing you're embarrassed to hand your playing partner.
Marc designed this one for the player whose bag looks as loud as his short game plays.