Do you speak the lingo of beach blanket bingo? Whether you’re headed down the shore for one magical weekend this summer, or you’re a barnacle-bearded pro, pounding the surf every day from May to October, we have the perfect towel for you. Stand out from the masses, and keep your ass protected from sand crabs and other creepers. But don’t wait too long… these are limited edition and won’t be around after summer is gone.