The stripes go all the way down, and so does whatever they're keeping quiet about. Pants that behave in public and mean something else entirely. The mushrooms know what they did.

Get the matching button up for the full fit.

• 100% cotton
• Sublimated graphics throughout
• Left and right pockets + rear
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
• Model 1 (Dominic) is 5'8' and wearing a medium
• Model 2 (Daniel) is 6'2" and wearing a large