Because your #1 has to go #2. 

Juno has you covered with six rolls of ten poop bags. We guarantee you won't find a better poop bag out there (and who wants to take that risk?!) Our bags are biodegradable (but won't break down in your hand), easy to tear (no rips!), bright red in color (easy to find), and feature the phrase, “WHO OWNS WHO” (which is a pretty fair question when you're the one picking up the mess).